Alaric's First Date

Once he had settled in to his new place Al got a bit bored

He needed some fun, he called up Kate Pistachio who'd called round earlier to see if he was hiring a cleeaner and invited her for a game of pool.

He arranged to meet her there

"You said we were going to the pool" she exclaimed, as if that explained her outfit

"No I said a game of pool..." grrr women, mind you all that cleaning must keep a girl in shape cos she looked fab in her swimsuit


The locals found it funny

Cocktail?

Bottoms up

Not sure of the protocol of dating inappropriately dressed women Alaric suggests darts


It was obvious Kate had never played before

Alaric adopts his stance and gets a bullseye

Kate doesn't improve

and stunning figure aside, she just a bit too nutty for Al's taste

So he waited till she was distracted.. then legged it